would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
There's always time for handjobs
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
