i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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