We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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