doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i barfeds in our rink
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
