Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Be still, my beating vagina.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
A+ Viking dick
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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