I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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