margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
grandma shit on top of the toilet
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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