ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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