my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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