My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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