This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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