Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Yo dont text me then not text me
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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