Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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