Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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