But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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