Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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