Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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