I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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