Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
