see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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