At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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