Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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