yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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