Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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