that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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