Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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