? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
