Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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