i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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