how hairy? two words: wookie tits
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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