YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
40s are totally the cure
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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