Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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