I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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