Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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