im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
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