you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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