I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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