Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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