great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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