Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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