and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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