she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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