My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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