I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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