i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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