Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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