things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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