Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
