I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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