i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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