Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
wow bdsm is so cute
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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