I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Randomize
