I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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