her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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